Is it possible to reduce staffing costs by having a single person fulfill all three roles of Sidekick, Wingman and Fuckbuddy?

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*cracks one eye, gasps in surprise, pats self down to look for injuries*

She had me sold right up until "Land Rover". Ick. Land Rovers.

Wasn't there some story on one of those NPR 'storytelling' shows (This American Life? Moth Radio Hour?) about some children of recent immigrants to the U.S. whose parents vaguely knew of this American thing 'camp' but didn't understand that there were usually supervising adults involved. So these parents basically…

Eh. I'm betting he's like an earthworm; cut him in half and each one grows into a slightly smaller but still 'complete' Trump. Innards composed of undifferentiated mucus.

That disqualifies like half the electorate from holding office. Hell, that disqualifies like 60 percent of current office holders from holding office.

Maybe we ought to restore the 'disposability' of presidents: They no longer get massive platoons of security, rooftop snipers, security overflights, etc. We go back to Lincoln's day: They get ONE bodyguard, with a handgun. You wanna be commander-in-chief of the military, you gotta accept the risks. It'll be our own…

fire truck

You monster!

Why would we want to read the opinions of reasonable people?

Something something something crenellations.

Which would be the more-metal forced entry method: ram bar or that red-sparking thermite cord stuff where they just burn a new door through the door?

Also, none of us are people: I for one am just three cats in a man suit!

Gary Drug-A-Busey

Prefer 'bearded' myself.

Eh. Head not round enough.

Polka dot boxers.

Yep. You could melt them down to make special bullets that could slay even the toughest jock.

Games don't become fun until you add the eleventh separate deck of cards.