Will we be able to create "Burner" Kinja handles, like in the old days of Gawker? (Viz. handles with no email required, just a one-time code)?

I hate that you do that.

There will be penile-ties, er, penalties!

1.) No: Vaginations.

You mean give handjobs with *both* hands?

It used to be called Kingina. This was considered an improvement.

Will my Disqus account still be there?
Yes! Nothing is happening to your Disqus account.

What about the grays?

Really? I thought Avatar was the new super-tentpole? And then more-recently, Wonder Woman?

I dunno, I have found huge lacunae in some millennials' knowledge of technology.

Whoever wins we lose.

Bad internet! BAD!

Bye!

Yeah there's a word for movements that hold "you never were if you aren't now."

Yep, possibly

Didn't Celine Dion just recently stop her show in Vegas?

I have been reliably informed that time is a flat circle. Or, possibly, the world is hollow.

Yeah no: pretty sure nobody has ever been pro-dismember-Lavinia.

Forsooth.

Okay then.