You're not the boss of me!

Oh geeze, speaking of 1997 and No Code; I mentioned over on the initial thread that the day Princess Diana died, I was en route to Coast Guard boot camp.

Just to keep in the present tense, y'know?

I was briefly arrested once but released once I got back my innocence.

True enough. But then I hardly need a complete stranger's permission to engage in the act of self-love, now do I?

1.) On the new MST3K, Jonah's impressions of Eddie Vedder…
2.) … are up there with Mike's interstitial bit making fun of the Crash Test Dummies …
3.) …and both, in turn, are terrific send-ups of the "Unger Dunger Dang" school of vocalism*…
4.) …a phrase coined in these very "pages":
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

If I had the head of a red fox (or is that a mask?) I can think of no finer garments to wear than plaid jumper skirt, white blouse and sweater vest. They just go together, y'know?

Yeah, I know how it is, I was pretty hard to deal with when I was 23, too.

THAT is what Aaron Carter looks like right now?!

Mmm, Fifth Element . . .

I've engaged several other people in this thread respectfully

Yeah, I know how it is, I was pretty hard to deal with when I was 23, too.

I'm open to any explanations

…says the person who tells people to "go fuck themselves" and that "they are bad people"

Knew we'd get there.

You expect me to sit here and accept the bald-faced assertion that Radiohead doesn't apply to something? Radiohead applies to everything!!

I am going to belittle Jill Soloway for being offended by an SNL character. I have heard your entreaties that I not do that and have elected, upon consideration, to disregard them.

Well, there's a series of unconnected paper dolls here:
1.) "This skit isn't funny."
2.) "This skit is affirmatively prejudiced."
3.) "No one else is allowed to find this skit funny."
4.) "This is not debatable; those who debate it are affirmatively prejudiced."

Yes. Do you know how to write?

Calling him transphobic is racist.(See? I can pointlessly stir shit too!)