Har har.

And yet, not enough either, amirite?

Adding mendacity to irresponsibility, most police departments have, on paper, policies governing use of their vehicles: In most cases there's a line in there about 'don't endanger bystanders/civilians while pursuing a suspect'.

1.) Emergency Vehicle Operations Certificate second-to-last class Saturday. Just classroom stuff. It's interesting how the entire philosophy of "driving hot" has bifurcated in the U.S. in the past 25 years:

Monsters is so good. What'd you think of the big(!) beautiful(?) wall on the southern border?

I dunno, I've read out-and-out 'progressive' people tell me such-and-such person is Dead to Them Now (esp. Ani Difranco, Dan Savage, Richard Dawkins), usually for some form of Twitter Sins (i.e. tweeted something that failed to keep up with the current consensus on, I dunno, trans people or refugees or whoever.

just how much unreadable, unsellable shit gets published

I dunno, neither place tried plutocannibalism to my knowledge. Might have helped them if they had.

Thanks tedious metric poop nerd!

Why is it when *I* claim to be a wizard that no Russian princesses agree to have group sex with me?!

NOOOO!! B-but I rely on SO MANY .ru domains for my porn and pirated TV shows!*

They could at least have the common decency to die of their ridiculous inbreeding rather than patronize weirdo sexed-up witch-doctor "monks" trying to cure their hemophiliac children.

Interesting thing about wealth is that it gains in value the more concentrated it is. Seize a tycoon or dictator or king's billion dollar fortune and you're likely to get well less than a billion dollars for it.

Eh. Problem with dictators is they breed like rats.

No, I'm fine with it. Worthless inbred warmongering dictators got theirs. Ho hum.

There's a midget in her gown pushing up.

Yes.

Yeah, that tallies with what I've seen/heard about the Last Days of Borders: that in the final retail spasm, the idea became just Sell Something, Anything. And hence end-stage Borders were just these funhouse bazaars of random shit.

I'm guessing about 2 and a quarter inches when *absolutely* rock hard, curved as Gonzo's nose?

Sure thing tedious war nerd!