Sure thing tedious war nerd!

Star Trek: 40-some years of thinking that made-up explanations for science fiction shit is interesting.

How do you explain the undeniable coolness of 3rd-season-and-beyond Benjamin Sisko then?

GODDAMMIT I wanted to make a midichlorian joke I WILL KILL YOU!!

Mayhap. Frankly I think there's an underrrealm of 'dark retail' where synthetic plastic stuff can now be manufactured in and then shipped from China (N. Korea? Vietnam? Bangladesh?)SO goddam cheaply that you'd be a fool not to try stocking it. If you can buy stock for like a dollar and sell it for $49.95, then, well,…

Well, except a.) *I'm* a regular Ace Hardware shopper and b.) these things were not selling, to me or anyone else.

Yes, and the Viet Cong were also communists. Who ousted the Khmer Rouge. That's my whole point.

Ace Hardware for some reason had this HUGE shelf of Duck Dynasty shit. All these branded dog beds with stupid sayings on them and shit. None of it moved; it was 10% off, then it was 50% off. I can only hope that eventually it was just given away to the SPCA or something.

We've tried the other elements against them: Air and earth have no effect, in water they just form giant garbage patches in the mid-Pacific eddy. Only one choice remains . . .

I have dreams of driving to an empty field, miles from nowhere, with 3 gallons of gasoline, an empty 50-gallon drum and every single piece of shit 'novelty' item, polyester garment, branded desk toy or whatever I was ever given at a work conference or gag gift or any such shit and just burn it all. Oh it's made of…

"Democrats 2018: Check out this audio file about our new platform! (RealPlayer required)"

Meanwhile the other side alright has their next presidential slogan picked out:

That's more true than funny.

I take it you also hate white rabbits and those tied-together handkerchiefs?

The JAV Club

That's actually like subversively, 10-dimensionally clever, given GOP efforts to cut health care. Could stand some simplification like "The people who brought you Obamacare." Y'know like that old one: "The Labor Movement: The people who brought you the weekend".

"I think Rick and Morty will do me more good than zoloft ever will."

You're new here aren't you?

"Lol, no I knew it was the settee. Or wait, was it the loveseat?"

I can understand the animus against humanity, but why the hate for cards?