Dude, have we learned nothing in the past 20 years? "A trailer that looks cool" is meaningless. Anything can be made to look cool in 2 minutes of disconnected shots. It's a complete non-bar to leap over.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not but, if not, isn't it?

a big ol' sex-carrot

Video games aren't very good.

You're supposed to write poetry when you're 17, then tear it up and throw it away when you're 24, so he still loses.

If I liked Islam I'd be a Muslim wouldn't I?

I'd be willing to divvy it up as 51% the AUMF, 49% Obama being just a genuinely more appealing and likeable human being. That fair?

Meh. I'm a man of simple pleasures.

Silly: it is *clearly* six people in McDonaldland "Grimace" costumes.

Islam is not a race. I know you want it to be so that you can condemn dislike of islam as 'racism'. But islam is not a race.

Yeah that's exactly what I'm talking about.

Well here's the thing: The 'crimes of the past' were committed by people who are now dead upon victims who are *also* now dead. Which means you're neither punishing the guilty nor helping the innocent.

I've learned there's no point in denying being a bigot because I'll just be called that anyway, no matter what I say.

I dunno; maybe invasions are wrong, even when done by Moslems?

But Moslems taking over Persia or Byzantium or Egypt wasn't colonialism?

Here's an idea: how about Moslem just become less violent? Without any free money or special favors, just sort of out of the goodness of their hearts, just stop the jihad?

I dunno you tell me: was it about religion or colonialism?

I dunno; I'm one of those oddball hetero males one occasionally meets that doesn't really enjoy having oral performed on me. I mean, I guess it's like sheet cake at a birthday party: I'll take it, but there are about 6 other desserts I'd enjoy more.

I mean I guess it depends on what specific arrangement one is attempting. If it's 'triangular', where each person concentrates on just one other person, then I can see it working. But awkwardness still seems inevitable and I don't thereby see what one gains over the, ahem, more-conventional pairing.

It might just be that he isn't being entirely serious.