There's a pretty good argument to be made that, assuming we do not all die, that the white house should just be burned down and plowed under after Trump. "But it's so full of history!" you say. "Yes, terrible history," answer I.

And yet

Passersby were amazed by the unusual amounts of blood.

Nah, Food Network: "Hi and welcome to this episode of Spicering Things Up . . ."

He did nothing illegal

But wait, if he's saving an orphanage or derelict local theater or something then shouldn't there have been an upbeat-musical 80s-style 'sprucing things up' montage?

COPS NAB PORN MOM IN TOT SLASH

Christ, what an asshole

Yes, that's exactly the problem, as we've discovered.

There are only 2 possible escapes from the Trump administration:

And he hoppity-hops off into the sunset. . .

Hmm, I can imagine that helping. As I say, it's completely dropped out of use among my group, We hit a nadir of things after PHB3 dropped and one guy was *extremely* enamored of the Runepriest class. Problem is that the Runepriest has many, many persistent, hard-to-remember, area- or condition-effect powers (i.e.…

Naw, Ashe's ass is quite nice, especially in those raspberry-red bike shorts, and Fran's ass is even nicer and—oh. Oh, you meant something different . . .

Arkham Horror? A mess. Just cards upon cards upon cards. Worst is when you get into any sort of 'timer' condition where, say, monsters start building up in one area and you need to run somewhere and sacrifice some items and/or trophies and/or clues or XYZ horrid thing happens . . .

Did not know that. I just think of Gun as being so old that it surely must have come out before any modern series.

I personally just *assigned* Vaan the role of villain, so much did I hate him.

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I played the heck out of old proto-Red Dead game "Gun", including playthroughs where I used almost exclusively either a.) dynamite-tipped arrows or b.) my horse as a ram, which was in fact deadlier than any other weapon in the game (you could easily plow through 2-3 guys at speed and both kill them immediately *and*…

Will you be keeping your energy up with your usual all-stew diet?

"Could it be this guy in the full plate armor and scary mask…or one of the five OTHER guys in full plate armor and scary mask?"