Or would ONLY stones be found in Ioun's library?

Oh for real, 4e? I don't think it was as bad as everyone says it was. Things got a little . . . exhaustive toward the end (what was there, like 30 classes, each with a hundred-plus unique powers?), but I thought it was okay.

Would you believe I tried and failed to play through Final Fantasy 12 THREE TIMES back in the PS2 days? The visual gorgeousness, music and environments—plus the undeniable lusciousness of Fran (great, now I'm part furry, thanks a load Square)—kept calling me back.

The entire decade of the 1990s is looking more and more like everyone just marking time until a more-exciting era could start.

I believe in his 'crowds of followers' the way I believe in the crowds of Trump supporters in Poland last week.

"Dust in the Wind" is better. Plus Kansas are just seem like more-likable people than the Doors.

No. No one did.

When he died there was a thread on, "So Jerry Falwell gets to gates of Heaven and…"

There was a particularly disgusting brand of 4th-grader (yes, you read that right) who'd wear those to my elementary school. To this day, makes me sympathetic to the days of teachers being able to cane students.

"Give me two SKA-OOPS of ice cream."

"Reading Heavy Metal magazine."

There was a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal cartoon showing 2 trend lines over time, one going down, one going up. Graph was labelled, "Final Thoughts of Human Beings Before Death":

*Flexes fingers* Let's do this . . .

You laugh but I actually have penned long-term lists of content from the internet I would like printed out and handsomely bound in book format. True, much of it is photographs of nude women, but not all. For instance, I'd pay actual American dollars for bound versions of My World of Flops, Box of Paperbacks,…

God dammit, I wanted to make this joke!

Close: he was fleeing from people who were trying to steal him, the security robot.

Philip K. Dicktopia

Or, just to unfold the paper-doll chain one link further, maybe a robot is not an appropriate replacement for a human being.

This could only be funnier if some people had stolen the security robot

Don't malls more or less prevent crime on their own these days by virtue of being absolutely empty of people, stores and anything worth stealing?