MOTHERFUCKERS STILL SLEEPING ON MORTAL KOMBAT DECEPTION. FIRST ONLINE FIGHTER AND IT SOLD FUCKING MILLIONS. "MORTAL KOMBAT NEVER FOUND ITS FOOTING" FUCK. AND YOU FANCY YOURSELF SOME KIND OF HISTORIAN

100% HAPPY GRADUATION DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS WHITE TRASH AMIGO

PARENTS PAYING FOR COLLEGE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"YOUR PROFITS ARE TRULY BLOOD MONEY!"

YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN KILL CARTH AS A FEMALE CHARACTER. AND IT IS GLORIOUS

WITCHER ABSOLUTELY FUCKING OWNS ALL. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?

SOUNDS LIKE WHAT YOURE TRYING TO TELL US IS THAT YOU TWO FUCKING SUCK

WAIT A FUCKING YEAR TO SAVE TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS? JESUS HOW FUCKING BROKE ARE YOU GOTY WAITING MOTHERFUCKERS ANYWAY?

OH NOES ITS MASCULINITY

ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE FUCKING INSANE. CRIMSON TIDE FUCKING OWWWWWWWWWWWWNS

DUDE FUCKING OWNED ON LIGHTS OUT. HE SHOULD DO MORE GANGSTER SHIT

I KEEP IT POLITE WHEN IM TALKING TO MODELL. HE SPOOKS REAL EASY

HAHAHAHA HEY I TOLD THAT FUCKING MODELL TO EDIT THIS GODDAMN THING

JUST ANOTHER DAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY "SMACKED OF" WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A DOUCHEBAG

HAHAHAHAHA IMAGINING YOU PICKING UP YOUR KEYBOARD AGAIN LIKE AN ASSHOLE

THIS IS GONNA BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND BUT THE COENS DIDNT INVENT THE CRIME MOVIE

HA YEAH

HEY BULLY FOR YOU BUT FUCKING FRAMPT TELLS YOU TO BRING HIM THAT SHIT RIGHT AFTER YOU RING THE TWO BELLS. HES RIGHT THERE AT FIRELINK SHRINE FOR CHRISTS SAKE. 99.999% OF PLAYERS ARENT GONNA AMBLE RIGHT PAST THAT SHIT TO GO JUMP INTO A FUCKING BLACK HOLE IN NEW LONDO HELL THAT LOOKS LIKE INSTANT DEATH

THE HORSE ARMOR DLC WAS A GODDAMNED DECADE AGO