Oh cool. just finished a live reading of 'The Dark Knight Returns' with Debbie and the kids. It was so cool and awesome.

What about Carla Gugino? I mean have you seen 'San Andreas'? She's clearly got better tits than both of them.

Fucking CAPCOM ripped my 'Dawn of the Dead' remake off to make Resident Evil. Now they get all the credit and get to make money off of it. I was the one who got to the blood and killing first.

Fuck off. Still better than Ant man.

Thanks man. I'm glad it resonated with you.

True. Bay is like a juvenile, voyeuristic version of me. Without all the moral and philosophical depth to back it up. Fuck him.

Hey Guys.

Let's just say that you're in for a surprise with the new 'Wonder Woman' movie.

Walton Goggins' performance in 'The Hateful Eight' moved me to tears.

So…. I'm off the hook,then?

Try my movie 'Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice'. You'll love it.

We're still in the writers room thinking on how to go about defining his Joker. David Goyer and I have figured out how to film the rape scenes in a dark and cool way. If David Fincher could do it in 'Dragon Tattoo' ,so can I.

Meh.' The Dark Knight' tried and failed. I will recreate the GLORIOUS Joker 'Neck Snap' in 70mm from Frank Miller's masterpiece 'The Dark Knight Returns' for a new generation of people.

FYI Jared was at my place this weekend. We were both chilling and watching the new 'Killing Joke' movie. So much fun.He really loved all the inappropriate sexual stuff . 'This is why I do this', he said.

I really like the way you think. Want to take a meeting with Debbie?

"Empire Strikes Back" is cool and all but I got Bruce Wayne's parents murdered in front of a showing of EXCALIBUR. Peter Parker should have been seeing that instead. He'd get to see Helen Mirren's tits. Kid needs to get through puberty.

Fuck the Russos. I didn't see any blood during their fight scenes. Their superheroes don't even murder each other! What's the point??

WHAT THE HELL AV CLUB.

You're wrong bro.

Is Phillip Roth a good author? I mean has he written something on par with and as AWESOME as 'The Dark Knight Returns'???/