Yeah dude. These idiots completely missed the point of 'Batman V Superman'. Makes me fear for the future of blockbusters

Sounds about right. I made WATCHMEN to save it from the Greengrasses' of the universe.

I don't find Amy Schumer very funny. And she stole a lot of her 'rape jokes' from me and David Goyer.

Dude, I don't experiment. I mean I love Gay people and all but it's just not my scene.

Nobody knows DC comics better than me.

Bro, this was YEARS ago. Krystin Ritter was going to play the role before she became y'know.."used goods".

I really like Putin. That dude looks AWESOME without his shirt and was a streetfigher when he was young. Maybe I'll get to cast him in a movie someday.

Hey. I'll watch anything Jake G is in.

They came to me with this petition but fuck it, why should I sign?

He and I are working on a HEAVY METAL adaptation right as of now.

Fuck Scott Buck.

See the problem with that was that it was right around the time when 300 was coming out and me and "The F man"( that's what we call him btw) started hanging out.

She's actually quite cool.

Why would they? They ALL loved Jesse in BvS. I know how to hold an audience.

This list is such BULLSHIT.

COMICS? LOL.

Anime character are lame. They look like girls, are skinny and yell a lot. Not exactly what the public wants.

FUN FACT:

SMASH MOUTH to me is just music that touches my soul. I realized after 'ALL STAR' that I wanted to touch people too.

Yeah dude. I offered her a role in my HEAVY METAL adaptation but she refused because she didn't want to show her tits. Kind of hypocritical, since she's on GIRLS but whatever.