I feel like you could tell me about someone who died in the early 2000's like it just happened, and with the way 2016 is going I'd believe you.

Fuckin' A.

I'm gonna need a lot of Napples to get me through these tough times.

As if I could afford craft beers in this economy. It's just dollar tallboys as far as the eye can see.

Blowing up an entire planet was totally not evil, guys. The Empire is just misunderstood.

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Well I'll be damned, what the fuck, McDonalds?

It's ok, I feel being blind and deaf is probably the best way to enjoy Kanye West anyway.

I want to give Patton a smooch.

Sony managing to do the impossible and make me hate Ghostbusters.

All the world will denounce the SONY.

Someone remembered the whole Balloon Boy incident and was like "that's it, that's a show!"

I prefer medium amounts of text of people being snarky, gheh