Turns out you were tut-tutting HBO for empowering a septuagenarian this whole time!

I mean we all knew it was just going to be Marvel's Not-Fox's X-Men: Legal Loophole.

The sound of silence.

Sadly the number of tits per season has been dwindling for a few years now. It doesn't even seem to be paying off, since the number of times I've seen the words 'game' 'thrones' and 'problematic' in the same sentence has skyrocketed.

On that last one I'm of two minds. If the poster was a full-frontal shot of a nude ScarJo, Under the Skin could have made way more money; then again if you already had the poster why would you need to see the movie?

Feel like this probably should have been two episodes. That action sequence in the beginning earned them enough goodwill to stretch out the soapy romance stuff and the last shot should've been Malick saying "one of them is a traitor!" Mic drop, tune in next week!

Well I'm still pulling for that Freedom of Information Act request to get Obama's copy.

I first thought it was supposed to be Scorpina…. not that anyone would even know who that was if they didn't waste a shameful amount of their youth watching this show.

Futurama did it in two lines.

If it's any consolation, she gets way more respect than Adam Sandler and they are absolutely playing to the same demos.

It didn't it expire… it was derezzed by a user!

So her parents are obviously Midichlorians.

Lot of good choices here. It would be awesome to get JK Simmons back for old skinflint Jonah..
"Call the patent office, copyright the name 'Green Goblin'… I want a quarter every time somebody says it." Probably my favorite line of the Raimi trilogy.

Well most Godzilla films do waste an excessive amount of screen time on those pesky humans. Guess they deserve points for being up front about it in the trailer.

When the torrents start popping up now you know who to blame HBO! #ThanksObama

Honestly the stunt casting I was hoping for was Joe Pesci as Uncle Ben, making the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe an indirect sequel to My Cousin Vinnie

Well since the big selling point is that it's "definitely, officially with Marvel" this time around I think it's pretty fitting.

I think we all need to heed Simmons' dire warning about the threat of starlings: "imagine a flock of a million coming to peck your eyes out with their tiny little beaks!"

Well I've said it before: my first thought after seeing BvS was I'd rather see a Batfleck prequel than a Crime Syndic… err Justice League sequel.

Well from a "gritty realism" standpoint if Batman is OK offing nameless thugs, why doesn't he pop a cap in a guy who really has it coming like Joker? At least in Man of Steel Snyder treated it as a big deal. In BvS Bats is pretty casual about it and frankly it's just poor taste. I mean what's next? A talking Batman…