Lassie and Rin-Tin-Tin had such a bitter rivalry, i don't think they ever spoke to each other since Lassie #18 tried to mount Rin-Tin-Tin #3. Not cool.

Why no shame?

You had no sense of discernment until last month, you can admit that at least

is a #90 skid some new-fangled "twenty-three skidoo"?

an interdimensional Satan-fighting cowboy. Please.

the math checks out! Sad!

nah, i'd allow for a genetic predisposition to certain sensitivities. It's just a more extreme reaction to sound on the fingernail-chalkboard spectrum.

I bet she said "Pena", not "Peña".

you were afraid these unreal ladies would rat you out. Gotcha.

* stage whisper * he LIKES you

it's either something that you have to be very very stoned for, or it involves a level of sensitivity that i myself burned out of my brain centuries ago from too many drugs.

Succinct+10

"reverse cowboy smacks of effort"

The flip side of these movies is the one where the protagonist has perceptions of reality -and a concommitant belief system- not afforded to regular mortals, like how only Fred and Barney can see the Great Gazoo.

i make my passwords 99% identical, with one thing different based on the site. So i might have Archmage#1A for the AV Club, and Archmage#1D for Disqus.

i dunno, i like dirty oreos

i assume, Noel Murray

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Pleasant to whom? I couldn't breathe!

i love it; i love it