…handed

edit a "Trump" in there wouldya

from Louis CK

alone = selfish ?

Same as making a baby who needs no food.
"You want more from me. I gave you existence. Find your own meaning."

i thought ASCII got rid of that one.

is the goat colossal, or the fucking? it's important i know

oooh! A time for my favourite link!

dammit, nobody expected you to bring up the Madao Argument. Well played, mohd

Best way to avoid two divorces is avoiding two marriages. It is known.

[INSERT JERK REASON WHY JERRY WAIVED THIS OPTION HERE]

^science

AND NOW WE KNOW WAT YOU 'CAN'.

These videos are 10% Odd, 90% Sod.

no, with 'rusted butter'.

Yes, but as Dany's prioner, or a Nights Watchman.

She didn't die, she dropped her mic.

it's not a democracy.

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
-House Republicans

I knew about five men over the years, whose ex-girlfriends confided* in me that were able to suck their own cocks, but to a man, they were all ashamed of it.