"I said 'extra-spicy', why'dya give me all this mayonnaise?"
"um, because 'the AV Club'?"

better not bother

My Baloney has a first name, spelled esS (no Haich) Ee Ay eN
My Baloney has a second name, it's eS Pee I Cee Ee aR

another fun fact: in 20 years, this resignation will mark Spicer as "the one not completely without shame", and any job he subsequently gets will in part be due to this. Despite the fact that his Integrity Stat is <1.

As a non-American, let me disagree. You toppled your own democracy! Next you'll be drone-ing yourselves.

Bunch of kooks, i hear

you're speaking 2007.
To say the same thing in 2017, i think "FAKE NEWS LOL" would suffice

"Gimme two scoops of butter! I'm the president and i want two scoops of butter!"

also: batter

Wis+2

something something snowflakes; something something safe spaces

But he is at this moment covering his genitals with a piece of raw cod. Weekend.

i hate the touchpads, but this old ASUS has no bluetooth, and even the shitty old mouses left lying around it trashheaps in India nowadays are bluetooth.

And in other news, my new-last-month powercord gave juust a bit too much charge to my laptop, and now, the touchpad mouse just fried. Navigating the world without a mouse, is like navigating a sewer without a buddy. No fun.

yes. i was in your mom's garden just yesterday, i think she said the same

also, probably the original meaning of the story. Stupid hope.

— no wait, there's Sunny D!

We could play with each other, but no. No.

"Businessgoblin" has a nice ring to it, but Trump is no Goblin, the only trait he shares with Goblins is his overall attitude towards family.

In retrospect: three seasons, a tight plot, maybe it could've been top-10 great.