"When a player casts Shape Change, he is for all intents and purposes, a true and complete member of the species of animal or monster he desires."

Sam Raimi also showed us how to make a young Archmage shit his robe, even the third time he saw a particular film.*

there's a Saving Throw vs Self-Discovery at -2*

But of course, there's not billions of dollars of technological research on the 'adoption' fork. Yielding tech that can make us taller, faster, stronger.

"You mess wit one of de burroughs, you mess wif ALL of us!"
—Queens, maybe

Also, everybody who voted for anybody ever is pro-war.

Unprovoked vitriol? That's a paddlin'.

I know Charlie, he was just using Incitatus as an indicator of when there were some horrible Humans in the senate. He loves that horse.

as far as you knew. Humans are the best, just listen to me.

I'm not sure what you're arguing, or what your disagreement with my post is.

but if 'adult' merely means 'past 18', this is arbirtrary. If 'adult' means 'emotionally equipped to begin to cope with adult shit', then i'm sure any fixed number is gong to hurt more people than it helps.

yeah, but still, basically the best on the planet. Any other species, it's like they're not even trying.

Out of simple curiosity, with all this money being tossed at IVF, what's going on with adoption these days? Does it still happen? (I'm not specifially refering to celebrities and foreign kids, so please skip the easy Angelina Jolie or Madonna jokes).

"Sounds like a showstopper, Hank!"

I assure you that in that same universe, gravity works under completely different rules. Like, you hit a home run, you're never seeing that baseball again.

lol

The problem with a minumum wage job is, you know your boss would pay you less if he could, but he's scared of the law, so he complies with the law.

Humans are the worst. Good oral sexers, bad at everything else.

hm, that could have been said by… literally any male standup comedian. I can hea any of them saying it.

"So, i was speaking with my ten-year old friend. ….what, i can have a ten-year old friend, can't i?"