Ah yes, the game that inspired my roommate and me to put two shitty tube TVs back-to-back, acquire composite cable splitters and two pieces of cardboard for the respective top and bottom of each TV, and play each other WITHOUT SEEING THE OTHER PERSON'S SCREEN. Revolutionary.

Ah yes, I was also born in Grand Rapids. But later we moved further north to the sticks and I attended the same high school as

Oh good. I look forward to the added latency caused by proxying all my traffic via a VPS in the Cayman Islands just so Charter can't dissect it and sell it.

Ooh, may I share my Tim Allen hearsay story?

When my wife and I were dating she had some wisdom teeth pulled and I asked her to come over and I'd take care of her, make a mushy dinner etc. We watched "Knifin' Around" and she laughed a lot and was in terrible pain, and I made soup she couldn't eat.

If only there were "Just One Fix".

Working at a grocery store in heavily-touristed Silver Lake as a youth (before the automated machines) exposed me to many out-of-staters trying this particular scam on us. We had to manually check all can and bottle returns, and if they weren't valid, we would say we couldn't take them but offer to recycle them for…

I was at the Eric Bachmann show at Kraftbrau, and it was pretty terrific. Crooked Fingers as a band played there maybe a year or so prior and that remains my favorite show I've ever attended.