A week. That's cute.

I'm calling the police.

Well, you do learn a few things in prison…

Please. You never ask a girl that question.

Wait, what?

Does this mean Trump is obsessed with me?

It's almost as if the NRA is okay with both sentiments so long as they sell as many guns as possible.

How come I got locked up and she didn't?

And somewhere, Neil from The Santa Clause movies is very happy.

Nonsense. Bolt and Elsa are friends. :)

Toilet wine just isn't the same when you can buy wine at the store. :(

What kind of a baby are you anyway?

I'm so confused.

I miss prison.

How's Ted Nugent doing?

Anypony wanna tell me what he said? I really don't feel like giving Fox News even more traffic than they already get.

Are you my old cellmate?

"No private citizen charging into a business with an AR-15 has ever had good intentions."

I'll upvote this even though it was sad.

There was a Stouffers commercial in 2000. These girls were buying lasagna for dinner while also renting a movie at the grocery store and now I feel ancient typing this.