Yay! I have a chance of winning now!

It probably won't pass through the senate. At least that's what Twilight Sparkle keeps telling me.

I like Bud Light. It's my go-to low calorie beer.

The AV Club

I had nothing to do with that gif you found on your phone!

Steve Bannon is just known as "Not a Jew Pony" here…

Why did I upvote this?

No.

Princess Celestia is too busy sending relatives who annoy her to the moon. She's apparently never heard of this little thing called a jail.

Enjoy it while you can. Trump probably wants to sell it to pay for the wall.

It hurts!

What did we ever do to deserve more Judge Judy?

Is that the plot for World War Z II?

I'm glad. :)

I used to think Conservatism was another word for Kelsey Grammar.

I felt bad for him at the end of the credits. I wanted to help him get back up. He probably starved to death down there. It was so sad.

Was that the name of the giant singing crab in Moana?

This ended up being a good article to read while I am pooping.

I like The Santa Clause!

He's talking about the friendly, noble Sandman from Rise of the Guardians. Jack Frost was in that one. My friends keep telling me he's dating Elsa.