So long as they went home to their goose homes safely. The daddy geese had to pay the bills and the mommy geese had to cook dinner. The drunk uncle geese had to take embarrassing drug tests, and the ex-girlfriend geese went to the goose bar to get drunk again.

We don't like the word "stag" much anymore. It sort of become unfashionable in the 1980's.

Ironically, that was the part of the movie where I had to pee.

Maybe the hero of his next movie will be a cute little pony?

Eastwood's still living and kicking. Good for him.

He's a mother Tucker.

But the pussy grabber still has his job, correct?

So Fox News is planning a wedding ceremony for Bill to attend, which will be held at CNN?

He went poof?

I went to Starbucks today. They have a new frappe that's made out of…made out of…

I'm sorry!

Oh, wait, if that wasn't a pass, this has now gotten very awkward…

I take credit cards.

You're a pipe. Who are you to talk about moral authority?

But why?

Oh.

Hello, Hot Shirtless Guy!

"I am simultaneously gloating in victory and a victim of oppression!!"

Once you've clopped in prison, you can pretty much do it anywhere.

Yay?