I saw Cop Rock when it was first on AMA

Can I just say there's nothing I look forward to more than a Katie Rife Tales from the Crypt Newswire, that is all. Or should I say, that is MAUL!

THIS ARTICLE FAILS TO MENTION ALL OF US IN ATTENDANCE GET ONE FREE SMOOTHIE AND A FREE T-SHIRT WITH ALL THE LYRICS ON IT *MIDDLE FINGERS TO THE LORD*

I will be in attendance and Matt Basler is my favorite person ever. His band TOK should be getting the national attention though. Good shit.

Has it really been two years since I haven't thought about the Foo Fighters?

This is going to be unpopular, but I fucking hate this administration.

Is this show good? It looks like I might fucking hate it.

Good news! We'll all be dead by then.

Or a beer commercial. Or literally everything.

I scrolled on down to post this as well! That was instantly an all time favorite line for me, and strong tattoo contender.

Read as "powder converters" because I am sexist

Artists to remain on streaming services: R. Kelly, Swans, Chuck Berry, Michael Jackson, John Phillips, Calvin Johnson, Gary Glitter…

The french horror film "Martyrs."

Well that looks fucking intense.

Dawes

Oh Jesus there is an exit in St. Louis called "Spoede Road" and every time I see it I go through this whole thing. SPOEDE OAT EN OAT EN DAY.

I was googling "song in head disorder" yesterday because I've been having several songs in a loop in my head to the point where it's actually making my day very difficult and I can't seem to block it out, but all I could find were jokey articles about ear worms. So if you ever find me with a screwdriver through my…

My ex wife bought those wedge pillows, except they were $200+ and meant to be used as some sort of sex furniture. It soon became regular furniture, and then we got divorced.

What's the DEAL with these TWO THINGS!

JIMMY SMITS