heh heh

I like my men like I like River Phoenix's character in this movie: sexy, sad, and gay.

well, without the ellipses, it makes more sense. "She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one / but the kid is not my son." I don't see how that is confusing. eh, maybe he's an unreliable narrator.

so owen wilson was the secret genius? I can buy that; Rushmore and Royal Tenenbaums are easily my top 2 Anderson movies.

yeah, well, when we ruin this planet completely we're going to be wishing we spent more time finding habitable alternatives :P

that video is so fucking sad. If they would just let go of the "comedy is just shitting on fun things" schtick, it could have been an interesting segment. Why pretend it's not cool to be excited about our universe? I assume Ricky and Michelle were just playing the roles of cynical idiots for laughs (no one can really…

This movie destroyed my soul. That song (I Will Wait for You) is too damn sad. They could be singing about how she forgot to get eggs at the grocery store, and if it was to that tune, I'd be bawling like a baby.

I like streaming because what if I don't like a movie enough to want to own it? I don't want to have a DVD shelf full of, like, Walter Mitty and The Way Way Back. I have guests I need to impress with my curated collection!

I went to one of the pre-air practice tapings, and they were like "we've got mics above the audience!!" so maybe it's an issue of sound mixing the audience mic recordings?

it took me an embarrassingly long time to stop reading this comment to the tune of that Blues Traveler song

I feel like Harvey Dent should have been the one making this comment

this never stops being hilarious

I agree! The only nice thing I have to say about that movie is that Anne Hathaway did a good job. The rest of the movie felt like a lifetime's worth of vicious karma catching up to me.

Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?

Jake Gyllenhaal, you can surely afford to live without a roommate at this point, no? I guess those Oscar-bait indies don't pay too great.

"Created by Dexter writer Melissa Rosenberg"

for some reason my brain keeps reading "via giant bird" as "vagina bird", which would be a really interesting way to travel around

I guess your mileage may vary, because for some reason I really like their dynamic. I like Jerry, at least.

well, if you must know, it was the name of a secret club I had with my sister and my friend as a kid. It stands for Kathryn Kristen Johnna John Smith (we had an action figure of him from Pocahontas, he was a key member of the club) and XL stood for "No Laura", my neighbor who was not invited into the club. We even had…

aaaand cue trolling. It's sad because I was actually interested in this subject before you completely derailed it.