I love playing devil's advocate, so I'll agree with you, Satan

she “could not bring herself to view the images depicting nudity.”

no, no, you donate your kar to kids. It's totally different.

there's some cab service that has the phone number 666-6666, and by the end of the jingle the number 6 has lost any and all meaning. Also I think they're satanists.

I was always charmed by that McDonald's Filet-o-Fish jingle from a few years back. Not charmed enough to actually risk my life eating one of their Filets-o-Fish, though.

this is a song that exists: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

more like Sarah McCryin

Pitchfork gives his Ashley Madison profile a 3/10

Adventureland is an amazing movie. And I'm kinda jealous of you (very jealous) that you worked at an amusement park.

is it weird that I agree he looks like a turtle, but is still strangely attractive?

I saw this movie on TV where Ryan Reynolds is a formerly-fat guy who's trying to win over his high school crush… I have no idea what that movie was, but I actually liked what I saw of it (missed the beginning and ending, though).

I could have sworn there were some okay parts to the twilight movies. I saw the second one and it was kind of hilariously campy.

I really want this section to be called "Shootorial"

according to that esquire article, he was in a really terrible car crash… and that's why he's got all those facial scars

hayley atwell looks like she's got a vape

I wish I could go back to before I knew the answer to that question. Maybe.. via Tardis

ooh… Jenna Bond.

aw, I would've been excited to meet Tig. you have fans! there are dozens of us!

I loved both! Other Space was great too!

maybe it was stockholm syndrome during that absolutely terrible season of Angel, but by the end I absolutely loved Connor. When he says he saw how Jasmine looked all along and was still following her, I did a complete 180 on his character.