I work a lot scheduling for people in Arizona. They always throw me off. It's annoying.

Arcade Fire - Empty Room
Neko Case - Loretta
AKB48 - Yasashisa no Chizu
Aimee Mann - Real Bad News
Goto Maki - Glass no Pumps

Niece Denise singing Ottawanna Go to Bed was one of the funniest things ever.

Didn't get the job I applied for at the place I'm temping, so I might be here for another couple of weeks. I applied for another job here but who knows if that'll work out.
I just wish I'd had more time to prepare; I applied for this job in November and just heard back last week about this. They had been telling me…

Cold War Kids - Cold Toes on the Cold Floor
Electric Light Orchestra - Can't Get it Out of My Head
Rev.from DVL - LiVE & Peace
The Mamas & The Papas - Do You Wanna Dance
Edith Piaf - Mon Apero

This looks like it could be legitimately funny; I'm still bummed that Yvette Nicole Brown isn't there any longer (in addition to all the other changes) but this looks pretty good. Happy to see Jason Mantzoukas in this!

The idea of paying someone for an autograph/photo feels a tad weird but I just bought a ticket to get a photo taken with Gillian Anderson because it's fulfilling 15-year-old Serenyty's biggest dream.

I never grew up with pets due to allergies, so I don't have a real emotional connection to dogs. I had heard about Jurassic Bark before but wasn't expecting to have it be a huge thing for me.
Oh was I ever wrong.

If this is truly the last of Wheels Ontario, I'll be sad to see Coach Teacher and Gene Creemers go. Everything about both of them never fails to crack me up.

"Help me, Pedantic Man, someone is misusing the word 'nauseous' when they mean that they are nauseated!" — mine

As much as I love The Office, Parks is just so warm and pleasant. I don't know if I've actively rooted for characters the way I root for everyone in Parks and Rec. It's the best kind of feel-good TV, which is why I have rewatched it several times.

I have worked with two people named Ann(e) and I pretty much always scope them out to see if they watch Parks, so I can use Leslie's descriptions of Ann. Sadly, neither of them did.

There are very few things that have made me laugh as hard as the first Farts and Pro, specifically Jack Sjunior and Brian Pieces.

When they keep "getting into character" and going through the layers of characters, that is pretty solid stuff.
Plus, maybe I'm 12, but "Lord Buttqueef" makes me laugh every single time.
Or is it shitqueef? Idk, something with queef that makes me giggle like I'm 12.

Eh, I feel like (as just a fan who only knows him from his comedy) he would rather have people posting stuff like Chelsea's been doing rather than moping.

This is just awful. He was so funny, and it's almost hard to believe he was only 30, given just how much he contributed to stuff I love (I have listened to the Farts and Procreation specials about a thousand times and Jack Sjunior is one of the funniest things ever). He was a real talent and this is a damn shame.

But then you have the issue of nowhere carrying your size in stock and sizes being inconsistent and trying to desperately find a bra that will work with your bridesmaid dress.
Not that that's what I'm doing now or anything…

I also flat out don't answer any message that doesn't involve something personal. Most of the messages I get are more like "hey" or something generic that could be copy-pasted and sent everywhere.

Morning Musume - Kimi Sae Ireba Nan mo Iranai
Abe Natsumi - Koi no Hana
Cold War Kids - Finally Begin
Barenaked Ladies - Brian Wilson
She & Him - Together

Jessica Williams is consistently funny and a great presence on the show, so I guess I have to hope that Hot Tub Time Machine 2 is right (which is a phrase I never thought I'd say).