"The magnificent far-off year of 2002!"

I honestly couldn't name any other song on it, and didn't care either. Back in those days, you had to buy whole CDs just to get one song you couldn't get on a single LOL

Bloody hell, if you're taking medical advice from Jenny McCarthy and Rob Schneider, you might as well rub cow dung on your face to prevent AIDS.

I tried reading this, stopped at the scene where the heroine responded to being deflowered by shouting AAARRRGGHHH!
Not really into pirate porn.

Never watched the movie, but got the soundtrack based solely on the "Another Body Murdered" music video. I saw a clip of the movie in the video, where Denis Leary kicked a door in. I figured that was all I needed to see of the film.

Thanks for that :-) Don't suppose they still do those Hostess Fruit Pie comics ads, huh?

Yuck, forgot about this…

$3.99 is standard for a Marvel comics these days?

Here's hoping they never go back to the well with this one - it's perfect as it is without a sequel.

Okay, I won't tell you there wasn't, since I stopped living in Whedon's head after he got that court order - but certainly there was none of Agent Carter's "women are pretty objects and little more" scenes in Buffy episodes when she started out. She was a badass and that was it.

I was quite taken with Sherlock's speech on the tedium and mundanity of long-term sobriety (I have no idea if it's true, but it feels true). It's a given in movies and TV that a character who chooses sobriety is congratulated, and that's the end of story, but we rarely look ahead to see the long-term complications.

Agent Carter (the show)'s biggest hurdle seems to be the exigent agenda to redress the sausage fest that is the Marvel Cinematic/TV Universe and give us a Kick Ass Female Lead. Yes, we get it, the 40s was crap for women (and still is now, only guys get to get away with it less). Agent Carter (again, the show) is…

He'd better get one now, or I'll be pissed…

Give him another Oscar. But this time, one coated with ricin.

"Did you just let *Screech* into your fucking club?"

Does this chart take into account actors who get the big bucks for the blockbusters, but who also might settle for less for those low-budget, independent movies they might indulge in to make them feel like real thespians?

"Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart find comedy where Rob Schneider couldn’t."
Talk about setting the bar low…

"I have no idea what 43-year-old questions might be."

Yeah, and while we were there, take out the Grand Duchy of Fenwick.

Look, just compromise, and digitally alter the bad guys' flags, uniforms and appearances, just like Hollywood did for the Red Dawn remake. Let's face it, most of the potential audience members for this won't be geopolitical experts; you could say they were going after Baron Bomburst of Vulgaria and people will buy it.