This is what happens to Camerons when they don't have a Ferris to steer them right.

Well, at least there is, in theory, enough story to cover a number of movies. Unlike a certain story about a hobbit and a dragon and stuff…

Ah, it's all clear now…

I met Bill Cosby once. He said to me, "ZippityZoopFrazzleSnazzleDon'tLeaveMeAroundWomanSkeetDeetFlappityFlippity."

Maybe it was a stage adaptation of the movie? Like the novelisation of the Lord of the Rings movie I got for Christmas. Instead of, you know, the novel…

Yeah, the selfish bastards…

We're gonna end up with a Teen Superhero Monster version of the Avengers, aren't we? Young beautiful monsters with teen angst and other bullshit I'm not gonna give a rat's ass about?

That, too, shall pass… Let's not be around to see what it passes…

So we don't live long enough to see Kardashians: The Next Generation…

We could be all day here listing its faults :-)

"The first book is largely geopolitics, so get ready for the excitement of…DIPLOMACY!"
Well, why not? It worked for the Star Wars Prequel trilogy… heh heh…

Hell, yeah! Forgot about that! Yeah, I'll gladly watch if they keep doing things like that :-)

I love that he gets away with using British profanity ("We were just a bunch of wankers trying to get laid." "You tosser!") on American TV.

Good one! I'm not quite as old - I remember being a kid and being taken to see Sorcerer, The Car, The Reincarnation of Peter Proud and The Pink Panther Strikes Again, my parents expecting me to be asleep in the back of our station wagon for most of the more adult fare. I wasn't.

I know what you mean. It's embarrassing sometimes what people found funny years ago…

Steven Seagal, with his bloated, constipated face and his greasy ponytail and cheap Buddhist bling, is like the end product of an experiment to blend the collected sperm of Chuck Norris and the cast of Jersey Shore. Since 1988 he has featured in dozens of movies, almost two of them decent, and I’m not sure how he…

A variation on Chekov's Gun - they mentioned the woman's Romany heritage at the start, for no other reason than to bring it up later at the denouement. But, it's all supernatural, so Wand instead of Gun. I like to explain my jokes, they make them funnier.

There was actually a lot of writing that went into it, not just for the narration during the show itself but for all the souvenir and publicity material.

This news is proof that supersmart drugs do not actually exist…

I've not ready many (if any) of the Hellblazer comic book and so have none of the baggage of comparing it to the TV series, so I'm considering it as a series in its own right. My opinion of this particular episode? Not bad, certainly not as bad as this review makes it to be.