Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter while flying on LSD.

…so flaccid that he fathered 5 children.

Thanks for letting us know the quickest way to get rid of you. One "Terrapin Station" coming right up.

Clearly you know less than nothing about the Grateful Dead.

if you are insinuating that the Grateful Dead are musical masturbation you don't really know jack sh*t about the Grateful Dead. But if you prefer bands that get up there and play the exact same set the exact same way as the songs appear on the recording every single night and then go back stage and contemplate…

Kenney was the Producer

Moron. They ARE tuning.

It really doesn't get much dumber than this. As if 90 minutes of every other band tuning their instruments is riveting artistry.

I'm sure they are lining up to make one about you.

Right…..because Bob Weir is the first rock star in history to hook up with a much younger woman.

Right …..because no rock star in history has ever been known to have sex with tons of groupies. The Stones and Led Zeppelin were particularly chaste and Mick Jagger and Robert Plant never paraded around the stage shirtless, thrusting their genitals at the crowd.

When he said he was working on it for about a week, he meant the LYRICS. This was before Hunter or Barlow.

You're an idiot.

I bet you think that joke hasn't been told several billion times decades ago.

The final night of the 5 was the best IMHO.

Wow. Childish stereotypes.

I rarely read the comments section of the A.V. Club and now I know why.

Clearly, you haven't been paying attention.

The tickets prices are market value, as they have always been. And I am not a " white collar former head". Furthermore, the shows have all been made available at a very reasonable cost on internet and tv pay per view, in hundreds of theaters nationwide, and free audio on xm/sirius radio. Anyone who wants to see and/or…

You hope to one day see them in concert? LMFAO.