Like Prometheus, Indiana Jones 4, or the Godfather, part III?

He's also proud of Scotland for leaving as well, even though they didn't

Point taken.

one-plus semesters at college

Wodka.

Tangent: who was the one with the guitar?

I never realized "Warbucks" was a meaningful name when I was in the target age bracket for the 1982 movie or the stage version… and by the time I was old enough to connect the dots, I had moved on to watching other things and I no longer cared.

Eavesdropping by way of a second phone receiver.
Hitching a ride on a train

No, but I also don't think that the abolition of convents erased that definition of "nunnery" from English usage.

Jessica?

Elizabethan England

Yes, I'm sure Will Ferrell's involvement is a sign it would have been respectful.

The woman combing her hair and getting dressed was supposed to be Elle (per the director's commentary)

Reese Witherspoon is not in this sequence at all- they got a double to fill in:

I'm not sure how your examples count as "equally fair." You're stretching badly.

You would think, but studios have been known to make copyright infringement claims against trailers.

I searched for "posters with no face" and got lots of results for "Spirited Away." Then I searched for "movie posters without faces" and got lots of results for "Les yeux sans visage." I'm afraid what I'll get if I search for "movie posters with heads cut off."

Alternatively, just dub his voice over this:

Marianne Muellerleile?

My work here is done.