It's already a (stage) musical.

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My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder

What exactly can he do for the spy parody genre that Peter Sellers, Leslie Nielsen, and Mike Myers haven't already done?

The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2 already exists. It's just called The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2.

Co-starring Nathan Lane

Cedric the spare…

Between working on finishing reports, gardening, and biking, I had a limited time for pop culture, but I ended up watching "Blood Work."

I've never seen Harris give a bad performance, even in relatively cheesy movies like National Treasure 2.

Either that or he spent so much time listening to the Weird Al spoof that they blended together in his head.

Sorry, that name is taken already.

I'll do it for you.

Or, as I like to put it, "I don't have to kill you, because I got Gordon to do it for me."

He is portrayed through her eyes: cool and attractive while she's still in love with him, and then when she finds out he's been cheating, his animation changes to a pimple-ridden slob.

They're supposed to charge one nickel, not two. You got ripped off.

No, it's not. See the entry for Rhea Perlman.

You mean "Roseanne"?

The Boston Marathon?

Wait, Scorsese's list includes "Crash"? Am I missing something? That wasn't a '90s movie.

If you didn't order it raw, yeah, sure. I would eat raw meat in some circumstances, but I would want to be convinced that it was properly handled before it got to my plate.

I would have sworn it's the Bourne Trilogy.