Is this weekend going to end with the news that the Bruce Willis foundation has bought A.V. Club?

God is good

This is the kind of movie you don't explain to your kids beforehand. You just sit their asses down on the couch, ply them with popcorn, and tell them to buckle up.

The first trailer for B vs S was terrible, though

Triple 9: The Series coming next Fall.

This was my Oscar pick until the grossly cheesy climax, which I've heard greatly diverged from the book. It was a shame to have so many believable scenarios culminate in a ridiculous Ironman-esque rescue.

Damn, there weren't any gay guys in Justified, were there? Winn Duffy?

60% of the time, I miss a shot

So, this is Kirk Cameron's biopic?

by giving them to yourself

Doesn't this only suggest gamers are better at navigating virtual museums with zero human contact, all to score points?

Bert and Ernie

Transgenderformers

"You have achieved nothing, apart from one thing. The fact that you are a woman means that we will have no more women presidents… because we tried one… and she fucking sucked."

Just finished Firewatch. I was impressed by the voice acting and consistency with player choice. I never felt like the game just wanted to steamroll over my choices to get to predestined dialogue, unlike in Fallout 4. Yet the ending of Firewatch disappointed me in its abruptness. The whole story took me a grand total…

because they're super easy to write and cast

Thank God these producers and casting agents have ignored sexist, perverted screenwriters and instead hire actresses without regard to their looks.

The Last Ordinary President

I'll hold out for the Tim and Eric School for Fatherless Boys

it would also be funnier