It's turning a short novel into 3 seasons of television.

I am fed up with the intros. Dreamscapes of Salon articles. I GET IT. Can we have a show here?

Is that crooked cop the skinny little fella from Road Trip?

Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?

you should drink bleach like Arthur Lange.

You are awful.

70 is absolutely old, dude.

nerd

Way of the road.

Gillian Anderson is putting on a SNL-host level performance. I can't comprehend the praise.

Rejoice in the knowledge that AV club posters are far from "people".

you're thinking too hokey.

Stop tap-dancing and erroneously call Varga "Trump" ya, snowflake.

I find it weird tying in the unrelated russian/trump nonsense for no reason.

Spinoffs can eat my poop.

so you're saying… it's not about the bunny?

I'm guessing people that have this complaint about the FX are younger folk.

If you think Wild At Heart is Nick Cage at his most unrestrained… you haven't watched the man's catalog. Please.

Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?

Yeah,of course she did. Why wouldn't she? These folks understand the threat.