You could be right, I could be right. We'll know soon enough when he keels the fuck over next week. History has shown that the family typically goes the lucrative route.

Money tends to weigh on the scales more heavily than wishes, my young friend.

Yeah, well, when he's dead whoever is in charge of his estate can say "F THAT" and take the money.

And Dany with Dragons. God damn, they are going to have to really get a move on at some point.

Agreed. Olly is also a child who is not far removed from his family's slaughter. Hearing a confident and authoritative guy like Thorne laying out a scenario where killing Jon was the "right" thing to do is a pretty damn believable motivation. It made perfect sense in his reality.

Imagine if Jon had been hung. He'd look pretty silly walking around with that make up post-resurrection.

The Night's Watch has a lower membership than the Coney Island Warriors at this point.

Probably? I would say, DUH DUH DUH obviously.

It's an obvious fake out. John and the wildlings will be "just about to lose the battle!!!!!!!" at Winterfell, when the Umbers will pull the old switcheroo and sabatoge the Bolton/Karstark alliance from inside. Remember how Umber wouldn't swear an oath to Ramsay? That wasn't just fun throwing around of the word…

He reminded me of The Omen kiddo.

So… what's her excuse when speaking English?

I know this isn't a perfect comparison, but it makes me CRAZY when people say "I like King of the HIll except for Peggy. She's an awful person". That's the POINT of the character, and the show would be lesser without it!

Dothraki just flat out won't go on boats though, right?

Arya gets Cersei. Calling it now.

Thank you. The setup could not be more obvious.

I think you take a huge involuntary dump post-resurrection. John panicked and hid his skivvies behind some baskets or something in that larder area.

I'm just glad Jon wasn't hanged. Imagine how silly he'd look if he'd been resurrected all blue and pop-eyed.

The early-mid episodes always do this though every year.

Maybe Arya will get Cersei. She's earned it, and faceless men can get pretty much anywhere they want it seems

Yes, but you're thinking of a realistic plan, not a fakeout on a TV show plan. Rickon can make it through Ramsey captivity without a scratch if the plot says so. And I think that's exactly what is going to happen.