He has been great since his early work as K-Strass, the yo-yo guy — https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I had a fucking physics professor who said "nukular." He would sprinkle in a correctly pronounced "nucleus" here and there for maximum cognitive dissonance.

Nasalingus?

If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Oh, and for the record, there was an episode of Dexter where a guy literally became a lumberjack. And it was the best one.

For some reason, that was even funnier when I thought it said "owl."

Ted Knight.