Well, that's what I get for going by the AV club, haha. :)

No Jonathan Banks? Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

Spoiler alert: A contractor is an asshole. Extra spoiler alert: Adam Corolla….is also an asshole.

I'm pretty sure I'm physically incapable of singing the correct lyrics to American Pie anymore. Even when I try, it's all "My, my, this here Anakin guy…"

The more detail, the more funny. Using an even number wouldn't have been as funny. I laughed out loud at the line, where if he said $10 Blowjob, I probably wouldn't have.

Regarding the cell phone thing, I saw him last year (late 2013, and feel super awkward about having given him money now, haha)…and they were pretty hard core about the no electronic anything during the show. I was texting shortly after the lights went down, and an usher told me to put it away immediately.

Great, now we get yet another regular (and likely to be overrated) TV show that will undoubtedly clutter up the "Miniseries" sections of awards consideration. I enjoy AHS, but not only does it not deserve any award consideration (other than some of the performances), but it gets way more credit than it deserves.

I'm pretty sure the lady that wrote the book, also wrote the screenplay for the movie. So, while I'm sure Fincher has a lot of his own influence on the direction and focus on the story, how about not just painting him as a misogynist for working with the screenplay he was given?

:shrug: I quickly scanned the comments to see if anyone else had mentioned it. I didn't see it, so I did. Sorry I didn't read all 500 comments before talking about a thing.

I'm pretty sure the folks attacking the massages parlor at the end were Grim Bastards, not One-Niners. Jax is playing with a *lot* of different pieces.