Jesus, I'm slow. I just figured out that Dani is the fucking boss of the Red Woman's religion, not Stannis. Dani. Can't. Be. Burned.

Y'all gonna have to flip over to Starz and watch Outlander. Some quality man ass and not-so-quality dick on there yesterday eve.

I want Sansa to skewer that creepy little bastard husband of hers. Like, now. Before Aria even finds out what the fuck those weirdos do with the bodies after they've washed them. Before Tyrion gets to Queenie. Before Pod shows Sir Whats-her-face his epic dick. (These are not spoilers. I ain't read no books, as you can…

Geillis left it all on the dance floor. Stripping, saying some "I'm high on meth" sort of shit. Respect.

I lol'd so hard. Oh, good tv, thanks for that lil bit o' mirth.

Yeah, I had that comin like Melissadre on top of a virgin royal.

Uh, I didnt. Calm down. I mean it's not like there are ALREADY BOOKS to spoil it or anything. Sheesh. And what, did I frickin speed watch all 5 within an hour somehow?? Ain't spoilin nothin, except for a fight, obv.

Did Sansa dye her hair or what?

First 5 episodes leaked. Get to your torrent, folks.

Hey, Claire, maybe try actually doing what hot Jamie says for once. He gave you major pussy love and then you turn around and do the opposite of what he says by running to Geillis? I say you forfeit any future Jamie oral to me.

*searches for panty de-steamer*

That episode was Rickdiculously good!

But I don't think the town is "fine." It could be if there weren't Wolves and other nasties outside. But this is a whole new world where walls aren't enough to keep out the worst villains — other humans that are still living and breathing. Rick is generally correct, though his delivery needs work. It is not safe.…

I lapsed into a Hunger Games moment when Rick was telling the blonde his caveman attributes. It was so, "I want you, I can protect you, what else is there?" that I wholeheartedly VOLUNTEER! And then when he was fighting the douche husband, fight or die style, these [notoriously cantankerous] panties dropped faster…

Hey, kid, instead of stealing chocolate to round-about get to asking Carol for a gun, how about you just STEAL THE DAMN GUN while you're at it.

Fucking Artax. Run, you bastard! The Neverending Buffet isn't a good look on you, man.

Carol's story time made it move. Damn, woman.

I think Enid is actually a spy for a competing group.

Beeefcaaaaake! Funny how Rick managed to shave his entire torso, too…

Eric's wrists and ankles are weak … or, um, "limp," as it were. Should have known to watch out!