He's so dead. Arya is going to play with his insides.

What a waste of a good Dickon.

Same. "But the gooooooooollddd!"

He'll get killt, rise again all icky, and be the "proof" they'll use to show Cersei that there really is an army of dead folk.

"I thought you might still be rowing."

They wouldn't go through all the trouble to save him from Dragon fire just to drown him. I won't believe it till I see his dead, incestuous body.

Right?

"Enough incest"?? No sir. Noooooo sir! Good day!

Team #Brogon. That was like the spring scrimmage of my fave college football team. Can't really pick one side.

It's dragon's not dragons.

Drogon (*cough*) had a come-at-me-bro moment to rival that of the Night King! 👏🏻

*me trying to describe Bronn when I couldn't remember his name to save my fucking life*
"You knooooooow, the funny guy. The one with the sword skills, and loves whoring and drinking. Oh, oh, the guy who needs the Bad pussy! Yeah, the bad pussy guy!"

Look, bud, I'm a romance writer IRL, and "dick down" is an acceptable verb conjugation for the ol' poke-poke game. I don't make the rules.

The incest is fine. But it might get weird when Dany tells the dragons to start calling Jon "Dad" because it hurts his feelings when they call him "Jon."

I'm cool with it as long as we get to see them dick down first.

*forces sock puppet Daenarys and sock puppet Jon Snow to make out while dragon action figure watches*

Wait, so Gendry didn't rescue Theon? Bullshit.

I think you meant "clam jammer" …

Ditto.

Me: Theon, now is your moment to shine! You got this, Theon! *makes #teamTheon bracelets*
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Me, 10 seconds later: DAMN YOU THEON! *bracelets torched*