So that fig was Randy Jackson, right?!?

Nothing is more American then watching some Judge Judy in your muthafuggin' sweatpants.

Me 2 dood

Here are my Oscar choices (in a perfect world) if anyone cares:

Yep. No mercy haha

No. Including their sitcoms now that How I Met Your Mother is gone.

Some saint on IGN posted screen captures of the disclosure that speeds by after April loses the tarantula. It's glorious. Read at your leisure:

That's not bragging, that's just science.

Wait? It's actually called The Mentalist. I always thought it was called "That show your mom loves to watch because she has a crush on the main guy. You know the guy with the hair and the face. Gordon Ramsey maybe? Or is that the chef? I don't know honey, let me just use Google to look him up."

Nilla Wafer should just change his name to Jebediah Atkinson and become on with the Amish. He'll blend right in.

Vanilla Ice is just the gift that keeps on giving. Like herpes or The New York Jets. You know good stuff.

Hopefully next year Hot Tub Time Machine 2 will get the Best Picture nod it so rightly deserves.

I have a confession to make. From Under the Cork Tree was my favorite album in 8th grade. Just wanted to put that on the table.

I've always been a fan of Fall Out Boy and even I think that's a little bit generous

He's the John Lennon to Patrick Stump's Paul McCartney I guess

I'd rather listen to every single song from Green Day's entire career 50 times than listen to an entire Mumford & Sons album once.

I think "Fourth of July", "Novacaine", and "Uma Thurman" are pretty distinct as well.

It's not vomit inducing, it's just a really poor comparison.

If any Best Picture nominee other than Boyhood or Birdman (or even Whiplash) wins, I say we riot.

Adam Sandlerday O'Connor