She gets less and less compelling every episode and that's a sad accomplishment since she's a damn good actress.

Nail meet hammer

Are they wearing 3D glasses in that picture? My douche-o-meter just shattered into a million little pieces.

"If anybody needs me I'll be in my litterbox…. motherfuckers." - Ser Pounce

They know they can't handle the fury that is Kevin James' mustache.

In a word: possibly?

Gasp!

This is pretty zen. Nice job.

"This spring Kevin James finds out that being a mall cop….. is harder than it looks. From the guys who brought you Little Nicky and 80 other Adam Sandler movies comes a heartwarming story about a man who was born to ride a Segway and the monkey who's just along for the ride. Figuring out how to get along…. one kiosk…

Her last name is Pr-Ebola. Coincidence? I think not.

Andy Daly would be the coolest college professor ever.

Hey! Funny hat day is my favorite day of the year!

Honestly those customer service jokes were super tired and lame. We get it customer service sucks.

Thanks! Now if I give somebody a wedgie in gym class and Instagram it, then maybe the popular kids will talk to me!

The potted rhododendron in my house said he'd buy a ticket.

Fuckin' science ya'll

Starbucks needs to step it's game up and create a poinsettia and tree sap latte. It's 2014, we've got sex robots now. Let's see some effort guys.

Now that's a bowled statement

Does he provide health insurance or do you just get his roaches? Either one works.

That was actually kind of exciting when they revealed that K&P were really going to Vegas this whole time. Continuity is dope.