I miss the simpler times, when the AV Club was about entertainment articles.

This was an awful lot of words for the sole purpose of repeatedly calling James Rolfe a sexist in a backhanded manner. I especially loved the bit in the third paragraph where it's implied this article won't be doing that, and then proceeds to do it as much as it possibly can without coming right out and saying it…

Yeah, which makes it even worse that it didn't make the list, I think.

Others have already suggested Pontypool and You're Next. I might have included Feast, Midnight Movie, The 4th Floor (since you're not counting international release dates, this came out in the US in 2000), and Jeepers Creepers.