I will do this with poo.

Or from porn?

I am full on into streaming porn.

It's an Aussie saying, pretty much means the opposite of its literal meaning…. It's taken from the movie 'Muriel's Wedding.'
http://www.youtube.com/watc…
http://oi67.tinypic.com/m95…

You're terrible.

Gold.

You STILL banging on about having one box to tick? Hilarious.

That was a weak as piss bit of semantics. Great. You and Margaret Cho only get 1 box to tick on forms…. But as a Korean-American she shouldn't be commenting about "whitewashing" of a Tibetan character.

Yeah I think so. With the Captain yelling out "Hammer!" just before it went off. IIRC in the first episode Hammer took down a 10 story building with an RPG. Nicely book ended.

Asian Elvis impersonator. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Christ on a bike have a listen to those 2. That was painful to read.

+We Wish You a Uvular Christmas
Awww I thought you had made a fellatio reference for a moment there, and I had a good old laugh. Leaving disappointed.