M'aiq is not fond of these cat hats. M'aiq longs for a Colovian fur helm. Pratical, yet stylish. M'aiq is very sad he does not have one.

M'aiq is very fond of the Jeremy Soule music he hears in his head, but M'aiq also loves Darren Korb's Bastion soundtrack. Such beautiful sounds.

M'aiq stores his calipers Elsweyr.

M'aiq thinks his people are beautiful.

M'Aiq does not understand, and wishes this song would go away. There are many cats; only a few are smelly.