That's not a wand…

You wouldn't believe how many store signs have spelling mistakes on my walk to work. Then again, I'm walking through Koreatown.

"Trump's…demonization of foreign enemies." Russia, apparently, gets a pass.

No new Gnarls Barkley album? Surely, this is the worst thing the election of 2016 has wrought.

As "Black-ish" said (on why white women didn't vote for Clinton): "White women aren't sisters. We hate each other."

Hey, what's wrong with shadow avatars?

Hey, that's not fair. She also voices Nelson, Ralph, and one of the Flanders' kids. (I can never remember which one.) But yes, I was going to mention her Snorks gig in my last comment, but I figured no one cared about that.

The Joker, either the Jack Nicholson version or Heath Ledger one. But definitely not the Jared Leto one.

Also, side trivia (that you might know): Nancy originally auditioned for Lisa, but her voice didn't quite fit, so the producers asked her to try out Bart. And the rest is blah blah blah.

A wizard did it.

It’s surprising to me that there are people who still don’t know Bart is voiced by a woman, seeing as how “The Simpsons” has been on T.V. since the ‘80s. Before it was common knowledge, I remember listening to the radio in 1990, and the DJ announced, “Attention, Bart Simpson fans: The voice of Bart Simpson is…

I can appreciate the creativity in the viral stunt, but seriously, I almost had a heart attack last night and actually thought for a second the Russians DID hack the show. Not cool, Comedy Central. Can't I just relax with a few "Daily Show" jokes before bedtime? I don't need conspiracy theory nightmare fuel.

I’ll take “Pulp Fiction” for the win, though I can understand the argument behind “Clueless,” even if I wasn’t a fan of it. (That nearly incestuous ending just spoiled it for me.) I did, however, own a “Whatever” T-shirt. Um, my girlfriend made me buy it. I’m surprised the writer didn’t mention the huge, clunky…

Out of all the lists, mine would match up most with Erik Adams’ picks, since I own 22 of the 32 movies on it. Side note: I had no idea how young this staff is. Only Gwen is older than me.

I admit I had to look up the word “estopped,” thinking it couldn’t possibly just mean “stopped.” Well, it does. Why not just use “stopped” then? Oh, those judges and their legalese.

"Grease 2"

All I know is that the first time I saw Scheer, I had just turned on the T.V., and he was doing a talking-head bit on VH1 or something. The first thought that popped into my head was that he was Alfred E. Neuman incarnate, to the point where I literally thought for a few seconds that he was intentionally trying to…

My question to her would be, “Looking like you do, why did you decide to marry Alfred E. Neuman?” I mean, Paul Scheer is funny, but he’s not THAT funny.

“Climbing Up the Walls” by Radiohead. Not the sexiest of bands but definitely one of their sexier songs—at least musically. (Dig those tribal drums! Aw, yeah.) Anyway, it was the ‘90s…

One of the benefits of having a 4-year-old daughter and therefore being forced to watch the same Disney movies dozens of times is that you start questioning things you took for granted for years. For example, why does Mrs. Potts appear to be about 70 when she becomes human at the end, when her son Chip is only around…