"Vine star? Like Marlo Meekins?" —me, reading this article, deeply confused.

Were you nodding your head like "Yeah"?

It is wildly inconsistent and I don't know if I'll ever listen to it again, but it does contain the lyric: "I had a dream that I didn't give a fuck / but I give a fuck" which I kind of love. (On the last track, "Twinkle Song")

I know; and you'd think we'd be used to that by now. But it still hurts, Wayne, it STILL HURTS!

God damn it. I had forgotten about that Filet-o-Fish jingle. I had so completely forgotten about it that I cluelessly clicked that link. GOD DAMN IT.

I hope you are not casting aspersions on the fine work of Misty Mundae. I will hear none of it!

I can't wait until he leaps into Terrence Howard, spikes first!

Five!
Five to!
Five to twelve years!

The Television Without Pity writeups for that season were solid gold.

Already in production: Rapping Movie, from Seltzer and Friedberg

Update Your Flash (Again)!

I don't know about you guys, but I can't wait for "Talking Fear" or "Fear the Talking" or "'Talking Fear,' The Talking Said"! Sundays at 10pm!!

*clown horn*

I'm almost positive* the original ads for the film used the phrase "Danny Boyle reinvents zombie horror", and if you can't believe marketing, what can you believe?

My fave callout of this comes from Scott Aukerman's twitter:

*downloads Zaftig, not to use it, just to, like, laugh at it or something*

Your onomatopoeia is bad and you should feel bad!

And if you screenshot those Instagram posts, enlarge them and hang 'em in a gallery, you're a transformative artist!

*slow pan to d20, resting at 1*

As someone in his 50s who is making the same D&D jokes from 35+ years ago, I'm here to say it will very likely be such a thing in your life.