Just make it a two hour televised concert and cut out any and all acceptance speeches and award presentations. Adele doesn't even want another award and nobody at home cares.

Johnny Deep (Underground).

We'll see how it holds up against "Black Widow In The Shell".

We already have a remake of "Ghost In The Shell". It's called "The Matrix".

This secures his spot in the Gyllenhaal of Fame.

If they cared about my Facebook feed, they would have let her read the goddamn letter,

I hope they open a combination KFC/Chizza Hut.