There are only so many riots, killings and terrorist attacks a person can take before they stop being shocked and surprised by them. I don't know anyone in Paris and so I am unaffected by it.

How is that? Because what we're talking about now and what the show was then are two entirely different things. In fact, those are two entirely different time periods you're referring to! The show back in Minneapolis wasn't the resurrection of a 15 year old cancelled pre-existing show was it? No.

I'm sorry, but there is literally absolutely no reason to be excited for this. The only reason people ARE excited is pure nostalgia for the original show of which almost none of the original cast and crew are returning for, as previously pointed out. This is effectively people getting excited for the reboot of a movie…

I had my suspicions with that birthday remark, probably because its one of the few Craig episodes I've ever seen. Not very up on my South Park. I certainly intended to stay clear of ever watching this but it upsets me too much for me to keep quiet about. I'll likely be griping about it up till its done and over with.…

The only reason you see me as someone with no discernible sense of humor is because you don't know me and have no reason to know one way or another. Was I expected to write an entire in depth look at my personal experiences and tastes in comedy when I decided to offhandedly comment on this unfortunate news about a…

You're one of those people that has a special kind of ignorance. As if things like this cannot be devalued. Have you ever heard the song "What I Like About You"? Its a good song. And I wouldn't be ashamed to say that now a days if it weren't for the fact that there's a whole generation of teenage girls who know it as…

I'm sorry, its just that I'm looking at my comments and for some reason you keep replying to them. Weird, huh?

That's right, vent. Its all a part of the process.

If I had a chance to say anything to Jonah Ray's face it would be more in line with "I hope you know you are destroying something very near and dear to my heart that brought me invaluable amounts of joy during very trying times in my life and that no amount of apology or you being a fan of it will ever make up for the…

Yes, because that is what I am feeling. This is extremely negative news that is effecting me in an extremely negative way. You're welcome to have your own extremely different opinions. I'll just be over here extremely brooding.

I'm sorry, but how do I put this. Its like my favorite band who had disbanded years ago is coming back but with none of the original members and Justin Bieber as the frontman. I am experiencing very difficult to express emotions. A combination of depression and anger. Deprenger, one might call it…

I'm going to go kill myself now.

Statham can't be Bond because he's can't fucking act.
That's why he's been banished to the realm of banal action movies.

Casting a black man to play a white character is racist.
Casting any race to play a different raced character is racist.

See, the problem with that is that female secret agents who sleep around are whores. Male secret agents who sleep around are suave and charming.

He could play Baron Samedi.

If he's so great why don't they just make a new spy franchise starring him?
OH! That's right! Because the only reason they'd go to see it is because its JAMES FUCKING BOND. Whether the character was white or not doesn't make changing their race any less racist. Its pure fucking hypocrisy.