Upvote for NoMeansNo.

It's not the ideal solution but it could work for some. If someone is literally killing themselves with booze, like a friend of mine, and will never quit and doesn't want to quit, it's worth a shot. It's like how they use methadone for heroin withdrawal. Fortunately he's a happy drunk and has never been angry or…

We say 10th grade or Grade 10 interchangeably - didn't know it was a British thing. I didn't mean to slag the U.S. terminology I just find it confusing because I've never experienced it personally.

Part of the "spark" is because he always held you at arms length. It's human nature to want what you can't have. Remember that.

I hear you and a tiny part of me feels exactly the same as you do. But I've tried to keep in mind that keeping me on the back burner was just an ego stroke for him. I don't know your whole story but my advice would be to try and cut off contact, if you can. It's serving her needs to have you pining away over her, but…

Been there, done that, like a lot of us. This is exactly my story with one ex. As difficult as it is, and it will take time, Cinnamon Owl's advice from Dan is exactly right. Also, in my experience, the moment you move on is when they have an ephiphany that you should have been the one they dated. Don't fall for it.…

I met a bunch of great (and terrible) guys back in the days of Lavalife, including my husband. I have no clue if that site is still around. I would laugh if anyone actually used the phone line they used to advertise on tv incessantly. I dated some pretty cool guys through that site, including a former Olympic athlete…

You called it! That's exactly what it did.

Hilarious that its' argument starts with chiding you for "the inevitable name calling" yet calls someone above a "racist hate monger" based on 4 words. That's rich. I see now why these people follow Cheeto logic.

I love its' reply. It accuses you of "judging without knowing" then goes on to call you a "racist hate monger" based on the 4 words you wrote. That's some sound Don the Con logic right there.

But don't you understand, it's HIS 'Murica! He owns it apparently.

It's completely frightening and disheartening and I'm not even American (Canadian). I sincerely hope that isn't the case but you're right, the evidence keeps mounting.

I seriously loved the opening montage set to Dinosaur Jr.'s I Walk For Miles. I used be into the band back in the day and even saw them at Lollapalooza but forgot all about them until I saw this episode a few months ago. I've been rocking out to the song ever since, so I played it for my husband and B.I.L.'s this past…

*Rushes to get smelling salts! Wait, I don't think you want to wake up during this shitstorm. *Returns fancy vial to the credenza. Rest in peace, my pretty.

There's an even worse one just above/below but I don't want to engage. I'll agree with him/her/it on one point: Native Americans really should have closed the borders to this one's kinfolk back in the day.

The Birkenstocks with socks of fake religions.

That whole case is entirely horrific. Being Canadian is great in many respects, unless you're drugged, raped and murdered by your own sister and her husband and deserve justice for those atrocities. That bitch only got 12 years for all those rapes and murders committed on young girls.

Oh, he most certainly is not dead. He's up in outer space with Xenu and some volcanoes thinkin' and thinkin' for a billion more years at least.

I was being facetious about Kunis and Kutcher as they are obviously major stars now and Masterson is far from it (although he has been in "other stuff" as well), so I'll give you that (and the fact that That 70's show, while entertaining, wasn't necessarily a great show). But to me, it's like coming on a British pop…

Sophomore but without your order above, I couldn't have told you what grade or year of university it is. You're doing better than I am!