*reaches into his desk, pulls out a bottle of bourbon, pours himself a double*

It's almost like they are more concerned with clicks, visits, and ad revenue, than they are with overarching consistency. If you had a TV Club reviewer review this, they would probably be disgusted.

Stop disrespecting Billy Madison, you stupid haughty penguin. I bet your balls are weird looking.

And multiplayer. That was a big deal.

No, he came back because Mariska always wanted to bone him, both in character and out of character. Can you blame her?

offense is down because the strike zone is smaller.

"like I was watching a series hit the beats that every other serialized series has hit time and time again."

the review is conflicted…it fails to live up to its potential…lacks overarching coherence for the characters…should be more like Community

After I watched this episode, one thing I did not think: "Let’s just hope that this is a brief misstep in an otherwise solid debut season."

I am looking at longest time survived in the Royal Rumble - I like that for the old Rumbles, before the world moved on (before Wrestlemania XV or so), you have Flair, who survived an hour; Rick Martel, surviving 52 minutes; and above both of them, Bob Backlund, surviving one hour, one minute, until he was tossed from…

I knew the significance of Flair's move to the WWF; I did not know it was caused by a former regional manager of Pizza Hut.

Well, shit.

I think that the WWF had about as much dramatic integrity as Boardwalk Empire. And I love them both. I like watching shit happen.

Flair was #3 in 92? I thought he was #2. Then Michaels beat him out a few years later by winning when he was #1. Michaels had to lie to Davey Boy Smith in order to win.

"This is not as good a show as Community." - The AV Club, talking about the WWE.