I'm pretty sure the AARP sanctioned retirement plan is to horribly burn yourself by spilling that small coffee, thus ensuring your nest egg.

Not to mention all the lap dances.

The restaurant claimed to be Mexican, but it just served Chinese food with salsa on it.

That's easy! Marry science, fuck religion, and kill business.

It's not just cotton candy! It's the Holy Grail of foodstuffs! This is some next level cotton candy that will blow your mind!

I have no idea and don't plan on speculating. My point is simply that there are reasons to feel passionate about schools moving away besides racism.

So they stated that they are ok with the school moving as long as it is not near a poor neighborhood? Because either that or being opposed to busing kids in is the only way I'd be convinced of their racism. I get that racists use the same excuse, but that doesn't mean that excuse is used exclusively by racists.

Defacto? Maybe you'd have a point if they were against bussing disadvantaged kids to their school, but as far as I know, they are opposed to having their school moved.

To be considered one of the greatest horror movies of all time, you have to have a downbeat or ambiguous ending. The Thing, NOTLD, and the '78 Invasion of the Body Snatchers absolutely nail it in that regard.

Maybe not, but our dank memes will live on forever. I'm currently workshopping something involving a dirty diaper and a hate for Mondays. My legacy will be eternal!

Get the hell outta here with that noise. Gain 4 life!

You must be a Xennial.

Goo Ga Joob, Internet.

I'm not psychic, but I bet Mike Huckabee loves it.

Are you kidding? It's tons of work to book those helicopters for hunting trips. It takes at least two forms of I.D. and a major credit card to feel like a real hunter.

Netflix would be smart to give cancelled shows a few episodes or a movie to tie up the story as best as possible. Sense8 is in my queue and I've been excited to watch it after I finish the various series I'm catching up on. Now, I'm not sure I'll ever start it.

He was just half joking, half exaggerating, and half telling the truth.

I pity them both equally.

Which side though? Topside left? Or reverse side down?

Hey! This lasagna is just overcooked noodles with ketchup.