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The secret is to not vote! That way you can shit all over everybody else's choices all the while being immune to any criticism directed back at you! It's like some kind of an advanced asshole ninja technique.

And the first season winner of The Stream is………..man singing That's Amore while getting kicked in the balls!

This one comes with a coupon for $5 off the blu-ray! I don't even need to read it!

It's those sexy outfits you're always wearing.

- The German Club

I'd like to inform you that if you continue to denigrate Mr. Trump with your slanderous moose statements then you will be subjected to legal action. You have been warned for the last time.

That's the gift he brought you!

Agreed. Ultimately, you end up rooting for these people (or at least some of them) and the “Where are they now?” epilogues typical of his mockumentaries generally show the characters in a better place than when they started. I think passion for a niche interest is something most people can relate to in some way.

Featuring a skit by Oscar winner Jon Voight!

I feel like even once the election is long over, he's not going to be able to quit the rallies cold-turkey. He's going to stay on tour and bitch about the "rigged" system at county amphitheaters for the applause.

Is that why his fingers shrunk?

It is available as part of Playstation Now. Awhile back I signed up for a two week free trial and was able to play it for the first time. It's worth checking out if you have fast internet to meet the PS Now requirements.

Moon ninjas? That's just silly. I prefer my ninjas in the traditional American style.

Spoiler alert! I wanna watch the Netflix movie first before I read the hashtag it's based on.

My God, it's full of (guest) stars.

Is it extra caffeine so they have to pee?

Pro Tip: Even though you bake the cake for them, you get to eat some.

I was surprised to see them both walk out at the beginning, look at each other, then go their separate ways without shaking hands.

I literally started laughing out loud when he went on that whole Twitter rant. It was like he thought they were trying to insult Twitter and he had to defend it.

"Nah. I wasn't lost. I plan on visiting all my favorite states, like the Northwest Territory! Oh? Something more current? There's….ummm….North….Merkel?"